Basement Tapes 003 - Cooking With Camille

YOU thought you’d seen “too many pies” before… and then Camille walked onto set 🎬🥧💥

Tape 003 brings in Camille — red-haired, full-figured, and hosting a totally serious baking show in (just) an apron and chef’s hat...for about five seconds. She proudly presents the spread like she’s about to teach a recipe. 17 pies, 3 sheet cakes, and a ridiculous wall of syrups — chocolate, caramel, strawberry. 🍫🍯🍓

Then the premise collapses in the best way possible.

Camille starts smushing pies into her face one after another, laughing and escalating like she’s daring the “show” to keep up. After the first few, she calls out to the crew: “Stagehands! More pies!” — and that’s when the pies stop being “served” and start getting flung.

From there it’s pure absurd theater: a cooking segment that’s obviously just an excuse to turn Camille into a bakery wreck, pie by pie, until the set is a full-on dessert disaster. 🥧😵💫

Once all 17 pies are done, she slips out of her apron, and reaches for the syrups and goes for the kill: three bottles poured straight over her head and bare chest— sticky, glossy, relentless. 🍫🍯🍓

And just when it feels like it can’t possibly get worse… she hits the floor for the finale: three sheet cakes smushed into her face, one after another.

BONUS BONUS: a hanging “batter contraption” above her head releases the final pour. 🥣⬇️

Total run time: 34 minutes.