{"product_id":"basement-tapes-005-fifis-diner","title":"Basement Tapes 005 — Fifi's Diner","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"91\"\u003eYOU thought you were just stopping in for pie and a shake… and then Fifi clocked in! 🍒🥧🥤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eBasement Tapes 005 brings in new model Fifi as a retro diner waitress, dressed in a bright yellow uniform with a red apron, ready to welcome you to “Fifi’s Diner” and introduce the day’s specials: fresh-made pies and house-made shakes!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eOf course, the shift goes bad almost immediately. As soon as Fifi asks, “What are you doing with those pies, boys?” she gets pied in the face, and the whole diner setup starts falling apart. She tries to keep things professional, but when she warns that throwing pies isn’t on the menu and that it’s going to cost extra, the “condiment add-ons” arrive fast — with mustard and ketchup poured all over her! 🍅💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003eFrom there, the dessert side of the menu takes over, with chocolate syrup and sprinkles added into the mess. Removing her blouse and spron, it's time for the big finish: a thick pour of green milkshake gunk right over her head! 💚🍫✨ By the end, Fifi says it best: “I don’t know if this is a sustainable business model.” And with one last grin, she closes it out with: “At Fifi’s Diner, I’m the best thing on the menu.” 🎬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eAnd Fifi may have a sweet little secret… for a waitress who acts surprised, she seems awfully fond of those dessert pies. 😉 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1321\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eTotal run time: 25 minutes. Post-shoot butt pies and barefoot foot play included!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1321\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f98huKtQ4fk?si=YO_8QBjApNbQixK4\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Pie Zone","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46740691124386,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/3331\/files\/fificoverGOOD.png?v=1775869430","url":"https:\/\/pie-zone.com\/products\/basement-tapes-005-fifis-diner","provider":"The Pie Zone","version":"1.0","type":"link"}